Welcome to the home of Patrice .. Scotland's campest hetrosexual comedian! I hope you like my new-look website which now includes Patrick, my straight alter ego, and all the new features. I'm still touring throughout Scotland and celebrating my 13th year on the comedy circuit.

Patrice and John McRuvie are back together after their gig in the Arts Centre.

Here we see Patrick with Aberdeen football legend, John Hewitt, who makes a guest appearance in the movie. Partrick, who has a leading role in the film, plays Andy: a very unlucky removal man, who is having the worst day of his life.